Monday, January 26, 2009

The Last Templar

The Last Templar
1.5/4 stars

Pros:
Mira Sorvino is hot.
Mira Sorvino is still a decent actress.
The movie doesn't talk down to children.

Cons
LAME script.  Lame story.  Lame mystery.
Too long.  Would have been better if it was 2 hours, not four.
Too much of a copy cat of Tomb Raider, Indiana Jones and The DaVinci Code.
How come we get girl half nekkid and NOT guy half nekkid.  That's so sexist.
Did I mention it was a lame mystery and slow-paced?
Everyone else was kinda blah in the acting department.

Yet, it was like a deer in headlights.  I couldn't stop looking.

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